390: Rewriting Cutlines

#1

Source: timesunion.com

Original caption: Lisa Lampanelli (Shearer PR)

My caption: Not pulling any punches, Lisa Lampanelli delivered racy standup full of vitriol Friday night.

#2

Source: nytimes.com

Original caption: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, center, in court this month with his lawyers Judy Clarke, right, and Miriam Conrad. Credit: Jane Flavell Collins, via Associated Press

My caption: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, center, in court this month, has yet to take the stand to testify. His lawyers Judy Clarke, right, and Miriam Conrad, are likely considering and rehearsing the situation.

#3

Source: troyrecord.com

Original caption: Diane Nolin announced her candidacy for Cohoes mayor Friday.

My caption: New candidate for Cohoes Mayor Diane Nolin said her main campaign platforms include sharing services and promoting communication with citizens at the Cohoes Senior Center Friday.

#4

Source: troyrecord.com

Original caption: Pictured: Koni and Gary Valenti of Koni’s Broadway Kafe, a new business located at 357 Broadway in downtown Troy.

My caption: Owner ofKoni’s Broadway Kafé, Koni Valenti is the cafe’s namesake as well as its chef.Her parents, Charles and Barbara Mamone, formerly owned and operated three deli-style establishments in downtown Albany: Barley’s, BA’s Uptown Deli and Lunch, and her husband Gary is a Troy native.

#5

Source: timesunion.com

Original caption: Parents hold their newborn babies in the nursery on Tuesday, March 24, 2015, at Bellevue Woman’s Hospital in Niskayuna, N.Y. From left are Amanda Madigan of Albany, Mike Jones of Niskayuna, Christine Winchip of Ballston Spa, Jose Rodriguez of Schenectady, Corinna Schinnerer of Ballston Lake and Juntao Wu of Niskayuna.

My caption: None of the babies born in the nursery on Tuesday, March 24, 2015, at Bellevue Woman’s Hospital in Niskayuna, N.Y., held the state’s most popular names, Sophia and John. Instead they were named (from left) Amanda Madigan of Albany, Mike Jones of Niskayuna, Christine Winchip of Ballston Spa, Jose Rodriguez of Schenectady, Corinna Schinnerer of Ballston Lake and Juntao Wu of Niskayuna.

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